Arianna (arianna) wrote in am_i_preggo,
Arianna
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HELP ME NOW

HELP ME PLZZ???

I. PROTECTION

♥ Were you using any hormonal BC (pill, ring, patch, shot, etc.) or IUD? If you did, did you have any problems with it (missing/late pills, or did you recently stop using it)?

no we didnt use protection and now i am scared!!

♥ Did you use any barrier methods (condom, diaphram) or spermicide? If you did, did you have any problems with it (i.e. the condoms breaking or coming off? If so, please describe what happened):

we didnt have condums so we heard that we could use saran wrap instead. we put saran wrap on his peen and tied it with a rubber band but it came off so we just kept going at it w/o any protections.

♥ Did you use the "pull out" or withdrawal method?

he pulled out of my vajayjay and spermed all over my stomache.

♥ Where did ejaculation occur (in vagina, in condom, outside body, etc.)?

stomache/belly button

♥ Have you taken Emergency Contraception (which is effective up to 5 days afterward)?

no but i heard shoving oregano up ur twat will be good enough so i did it and now my vagina smells like spaghetti dinner and i've been craving spaghetti dinner ever since that time that i shoved it up there and that is all i want to eat! i think i might be pregnant becuz only pregger womenz get cravings!!!

II. YOUR CYCLE

♥ How many days are usually between the first day of one period and the first day of the next?

i dunno. i do crack and heroin a lot so my periuds r never on time.

♥ What was the date of the first day of your last period?

too lazy to look at a calendar sry.

♥ When is your period due, or is it already late?

OMG I HAVENT BEEN BLEEDING SO THAT MIGHT MEAN I AM PREGGER???

♥ What date(s) did you have sex?

i have sex everyday!

♥ Please list any recent lifestyle changes that may have affected your cycle (new diet, exercise, medication, stress, etc.):

crack, heroin, speed, alcuhal, etc.

III. OTHER

♥ Are you trying to conceive?

NOOOOOOO BAYBAYS ARE ICKY!

♥ Have you already taken a pregnancy test?

YES! i took eight of them last night.

♥ If so, when, and what was the result?

negative but i think the test is a lie. all eight of them so i figured i would ask u!

♥ Is there any other reason to believe you are pregnant?

i am worried becuz when my bf spermed some of the sperms dripped into my belly button and i am worried that they might seep thru my stomache and get me PREGGO!! i heard that this is tru from my mothers best friends cousins brother in laws sister! i cleaned them sperms all out really good with my undarware and windex afterward while my boy was peeing in the bathroom but i heard that sperms can seep through your skin and implant in your stomache and make you preg! i took at home pregnancy tests and they were all negative and i even consulted my dead aunt for advice but she wasnt helpful! i just want to kno what you all think about this! plz to be giving me advices?? I DUNNO WAT TO DO!!!

i am so skeered and nervus rite now guys! my boobies have been really sore and i think i felt the baby kick!! do u kno if it is a boy or girl??????
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